Monthly Archives: April 2011

Obama Releases His Birth Certificate “So We Can Focus”

This morning, the President called a press conference to announce the release of his full Hawaiian birth certificate. Why today?

“We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do. I’ve got better stuff to do. We’ve got big problems to solve. And I’m confident we can solve them, but we’re going to have to focus on them — not on this.” Continue reading

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UW Physicians To Face Penalties For Fake Sick Notes

I think people have a right to know if their physician is ethically challenged, don’t you? UW Health doctors who wrote sick notes for protesters at the Capitol in February face penalties up to a loss of pay and leadership … Continue reading

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Where I Come From, It’s Not Called “Leading” If You’re In The Rear

The Progressive assault on the English language continues. Ryan Lizza, writing in The New Yorker, tells us:

“Obama’s reluctance to articulate a grand synthesis ‘has alienated both realists and idealists,’ Lizza writes. However, he ‘may be moving toward something resembling a doctrine.’ One of Obama’s advisers describes his actions as ‘leading from behind,’ which, Lizza writes, does actually describe the balance that Obama now seems to be finding. It’s so at odds with the John Wayne expectation for what America is in the world,’ the adviser says, ‘but it’s necessary for shepherding us through this phase.’” Continue reading

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Mississippi Gets It Right

I don’t really have anything to say about this…it just tickled me and I wanted to share it. I know that in my part of the country, people tend to look down on the South and Mississippi in particular, but … Continue reading

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Seattle Bar To Continue Torturing Sea Kittens

Things like this wouldn’t happen if only fish were called sea kittens. If you’re not familiar with Goldfish Racing, the sport entails putting goldfish into a canal of water and guiding the fish down the trough with the help of … Continue reading

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Calling Something Satire Doesn’t Magically Make It So

Back in June of 2009 there was a dust up involving David Letterman and a questionable joke he made concerning Sarah Palin’s daughter, Willow. At the time, I thought I could be of help to Mr. Letterman by providing him with a few simple guidelineshe could use to determine if his jokes were falling outside the bounds of propriety.

In light of Jack Stuef’s incredibly crass and callous Wonkette column* in “honor” of Trig Palin’s birthday, I considered updating the test for his benefit. Sadly, after careful thought, I decided that it probably wasn’t worth my time. Continue reading

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You Can’t Love What You Don’t Know

Van Jones neither knows me nor loves me when he says, “I love the Tea party but I wish it didn’t hate justice so much.” I love justice very well, thank you, Van. But you can take your social justice* … Continue reading

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How Do You Know Food Prices Are Getting Bad, Really Bad?

Late last month, a gang of thieves stole six tractor-trailer loads of tomatoes and a truck full of cucumbers from Florida growers. They also stole a truckload of frozen meat. The total value of the illegal haul: about $300,000. Continue reading

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Free Love: Still Not Free

It appears that the generation that brought us free love and “if it feels good, do it” is paying the price in the form of rising STD rates. Continue reading

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Police Prepare For Christians To Riot In Protest

An arsonist has set fire to a backyard statue of Jesus in St. Paul, Minnesota. I hope police are prepared for the backlash of violence that inevitably follows destruction of Christian religious symbols. Continue reading

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