People Magazine has named Johnny Depp as its “Sexiest Man Alive” for the second time.
Are you freaking kidding me? With so many delicious choices, they’re trotting out Depp for a second go-round? Don’t get me wrong, he’s a fine actor and I don’t mean to imply that it hurts my eyes to look at him but I don’t want a recycled sexy man. I want someone new. (For what it’s worth, the new Sexiest Man cover photo looks like someone I wouldn’t trust around small children. But then, I feel the same way about Al Gore. Better safe than sorry – that’s my motto!)
If they really felt the need to repeat, why not 2004’s selection, Jude Law? I could have been quite happy with that choice. Or last year’s winner, Hugh Jackman. Again, happy. Really, really happy.
But why not give consideration to some guys they may have overlooked? My personal favorite? Joe Flanigan. (Ladies, you can click the photo if you need more evidence to make an informed decision.)